A dude who talks a lot about a lot of things. Life, family, friends, music and barely contained bluster.

 

I love people

Coworker: What a busy day! My phone won’t stop ringing! They’re moving my desk! Everyone keeps using my bathroom! And Ben is throwing bananas at me!

Me: Bananas? I only threw one banana at you.

Coworker: If I hadn’t tossed it in the garbage, you would have thrown it at me again.

Me: It still would have been only one banana.

  1. misterbillforeal said: One banana, I’m with you. What a whiner.
  2. thesemicullen said: You should throw a pineapple tomorrow.
  3. womaninterrupted said: You’re no second banana, sir. How dare they?