A dude who talks a lot about a lot of things. Life, family, friends, music and barely contained bluster.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I love people
Coworker: What a busy day! My phone won’t stop ringing! They’re moving my desk! Everyone keeps using my bathroom! And Ben is throwing bananas at me!
Me: Bananas? I only threw one banana at you.
Coworker: If I hadn’t tossed it in the garbage, you would have thrown it at me again.
Me: It still would have been only one banana.
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misterbillforeal said:
One banana, I’m with you. What a whiner.
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thesemicullen said:
You should throw a pineapple tomorrow.
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womaninterrupted said:
You’re no second banana, sir. How dare they?
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