Ben Ten for Dan the Man
1. I hope my wife isn’t pregnant.
2. I worry that Fin will always be this way.
3. I tried to call my brother and he didn’t answer even though I could see his truck in my rearview mirror.
4. I think there is an unnecessary assault on the misunderstood.
5. I understand how some things work, and some things are mysteries.
6. I make bigger deals out of things than I should.
7. I find comfort in routine.
8. I learned that no one really cares what you think, but people care an awful lot about what they think.
9. I should be smarter than I am, but there’s beer.
10. I can’t stop what already is.