I don’t really like bananas but I eat them every day.
I like music that makes me feel like I’m under the blinding hot lights of a sweaty Saturday night.
I don’t like football but I’ll watch the Super Bowl.
I like shows about museums, science and nature.
I don’t like the way I look right now.
I like having pets but I hate buying pet food.
I don’t like cereal with raisins in it. Actually, I do, but I just like saying that because I love Jim Gaffigan.
I like my job but I need more money.
I don’t like worrying.
I like corn products, especially when I’m sick. I’m not sick right now. But I still like corn.
Americans consume 287 million pounds of corn every day, and not just in gas. I don’t know if that’s true, but it sounds good.