What personality trait of yours do you like the most?
I find a lot of things funny. I try to bring out the humor in everything. If the humor’s not there, I try to make it be there.
What personality trait of yours do you like the least?
I get irritated by very small things. Minor annoyances really set me off. Big ones, ah, what you gonna do?
How much money a year is just enough to not stress about money?
I have no concept of money. That gets me into trouble.
When was the last time you were naked in a public place? Describe the circumstances.
I changed in a porta-potty the other day and took it all off just for the fun of it.
What subject do you wish you studied harder at, in school, and why?
I wish I had been forced to take shop classes. I also wish I knew more than basic math. I need to be better equipped to fix stuff.
Describe a road you took in your life (not an actual road) and you think perhaps you should have taken a different road?
I kinda wish I had bought a different house. I like my house. I just don’t like the location, the age, the size, basically everything about it, but at the time, the price was right and we didn’t have kids.
Do you believe its a reasonable expectation of society to marry someone for the rest of your life? Why or why not?
I think it’s reasonable. I also think it’s completely and totally personal. It’s not for everyone, just like being single is not for everyone.
What’s your least favorite sexual position between missionary, doggy style, and girl on top, and why?
Missionary and girl on top are great. I can’t even stand the name of the other one.
How do you like your eggs?
Over hard. Dead, as my dad calls them. No runny yolk whatsoever, and pepper the hell out of ‘em.
What’s your biggest vice?
I like to drink beer. I like it a lot.
What turns you on?
Nudity. The possibility of nudity. Thinking about nudity. A cool breeze on a hot day. A lot of things.